it’s like a pokemon evolution
How I Imagine the Police in GTA
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.
blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics
SLAM HIM INTO T H E F O U R T H D I M E N S I O N
BAH GOD, HE’S BEEN DESTROYED AT A MOLECULAR LEVEL! I HAVE NOT SEEN DEVASTATION ON THIS SCALE IN MANY, MANY YEARS.
"And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”
- Tupac Shakur
being hated by terrible people is such a good feeling
Some of the cheese from my pizza was stuck to my paper plate and when I peeled it off there was paper stuck to it but I ate it anyway and I have no regrets.