albums i’d like to have sex to
who chooses the actors in infomercials
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
what should i do for my 15,000 post???
wait a second i fucked up
if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up
this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.
"what’s your blog about?"